"Well, maybe if you bring me a soda. But the only thing being served right now is a beating for you."
Hottie McSoda is the third boss of The Quarter Game. He's a man who opened up an ice cream soda shop. He was successful at getting customers, but he only gets visits because girls liked him. After rejecting every advance, nobody visited his shop and he went bankrupt. He soon becomes Knell's butler to make up the loss.